does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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