You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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