He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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