we're blogging at a bar
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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