Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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