Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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