Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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