Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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