The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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