So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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