I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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