just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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