Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
Too much gin, very little bucket
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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