I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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