hell yes lets make some ravioli
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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