My nipple is on Facebook.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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