It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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