didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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