You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
i out mim tonsoeep
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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