i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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