I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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