so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
