In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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