in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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