Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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