yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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