12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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