thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Houston, we have a squirter
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
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