He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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