and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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