whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
You need a sexual gate keeper
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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