Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
Randomize
