Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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