5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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