I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
handjob tips. give me some.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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