I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
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