This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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