Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
