just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I forget how to act sober
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