At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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