so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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