Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He keeps bees of course he's weird
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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