So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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