: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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