I heard we made out
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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