I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
