Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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