I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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