um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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