real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I just accidently deleted 60 gigs of porn from my external hard drive. Thats over 300 pornos! I think im gonna cry.
Im surprised that you are even able to text me right now.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
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