You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
this hospital has no fireball
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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